Light At The End of The Tunnel!

Today is a tremendously full, busy day.  My house is a complete wreck because I am rearranging furniture as well as cleaning and organizing, in between taking care of the girls and creating a new filing system for our important documents.  And this evening we're going to our Dave Ramsey class at the Geersens.  So today's entry will be short.  Here is a joke:

An Arkansas Delivery
     In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night.  The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery.  To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, hold this up high so I can see what I'm doing."
     Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.  "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down," said the doctor, "I think there's another wee one to come."  Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another baby.
     "Now don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man.  It seems there's yet another!" cried the doctor.
     The new father scratched his head in bewilderment.  "Do ya think it's the light attracting them?" he asked.